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Joke of the Day

"Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern."

"Not To Brag Or Anything... I live near where Notorious B.I.G. was born and raised. Just a short walk over and I'm in front of his house. Took a picture. No biggie."

"Every time you reach under the couch for something a giant spider must choose whether or not to give up its secure location."

"Ignorance is a palindrome"

"Why are black people afraid to fall asleep? The last black person that had a dream got shot!"

"I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples."

"Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!"

"They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath."

"Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !"

"Poor Pascal... he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?"