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"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"TIL Chicago is the #1 supporter of Latin women. They always yell: Go Chica! Go!"
"I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply"
"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"
"If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable."
"the opposite of a charles manson is a nicole kidman"
"Two things I hate: 1) People who form negative opinions of celebrities based only on what they see or hear on TV. 2) Justin Bieber."
"So french me was speaking in english with one of my friends, when suddenly he starts making fun of my accent.... I told him it was the only car i could afford!"
"Cats are great for testing because they have 9 lives."