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Joke of the Day
"How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb? Define ""light bulb""."
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"NSFW? - Definition of a Period A period is a bloody waste of fucking time! (works in Australia, and probably England)"
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"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"
"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."
"How do you make 50 old ladies go ""fuck! Shout ""bingo!"""
"Superpoer Friend: If you could only own one super power what would it be? Me: USSR"
"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."
"What's up with these strippers not taking my singles??? They must not like Kraft"