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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For hispanic attacks."
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"Sometimes I feel like a man trapped in a woman's marriage."
"Knock knock Come in Sorry "
"My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again"
"Your mama so fat.... She uses a paint roller to apply lipstick."
"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? BYE-SON!"
"The little Jack to his mom : Mommy, I'm fed up with sleeping with Jimmy ! Don't tell that again, you know we can afford funerals for him !"
"Such double standards. My wife sleeps with like 10 pillows and I don't get mad but when... I pull out my dakimakura she threatens with divorce."
"My friend said they didn't want to die abroad... But I thought they already were one?"
"I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google."