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Joke of the Day

"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."

"Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks? The riverbank."

"What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub? soup"

"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."

"What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives? 1% milk"

"""Alcohol is just water with feelings in it,"" said the girl who failed chemistry."

"Who did the chickens vote for president? Baraaaaaak Obama"

"What do you give the guy who has everything? Penicillin"

"Five years after the Financial Meltdown, isn't it time to recognize that 'The Financial Meltdown' would be an amazing name for a sandwich?"

"The french invented a new bulletproof vest That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs"