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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna drag a terrified family into a shack in the woods at knife point but then just make them have a Wii bowling tournament with me."

"What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines? On porcupines, the pricks are on the outside."

"I like my women like I like my sliced meat... Artificial with a bit if fat around the edges."

"What does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"

"It's Christmas and I'm alone (again), Reddit. Tell me something funny Well, I have my dog at least. Fire some shit away!"

"Why is the moon so dark? Because the sun beat the daylights out of it. :D"

"Whoever spelled the word Receipt was a friggin idiopt"

"What's the darkest joke you know? No limits who can disgust me the most? Best part of fucking 21 year olds? Theres 20 of them"

"32nd rule of Fight Club is no peanut products are allowed at Fight Club"

"How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet."