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"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"
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"I would tell a joke about sex... but none of you will get it."
"what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers"
"Where do cows go to hang out? The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**."
"what's your best oscar one liner? tell me."
"A priest and a rabbi walk into congress Te priest turns to his friend and says ""is this some kind of joke?"""
"According to my next door neighbor's diary I have ""boundary issues"" can you believe that?"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple."
"Eating McDonald's because you're hungry is exactly like sucking dick because you're lonely That meat is no good for you and I do it about once a month"
"When police tell you to put your hands up and stop running you can still legally flee with a rapid series of cartwheels."