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Joke of the Day

"Did you ever hear about the Mexican born with two wieners. He named them Jose and hose b"

"The hardest part about being black is never knowing if any of your family members are secretly being played by Tyler Perry."

"What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he had ever seen."

"What's a 12 year old boy's favorite romantic comedy? PS4, I Love You"

"How do you make the letter ""H"" healthy? You spin it. It becomes spin-h. juh-jen"

"I saved a mans life today. He was choking. So i took my hands off his throat. and said, ""dont make me save your life again and use your blinker next time asshole."""

"The Smart Kid A child asks his father: - Daddy, where did I get my intelligence from? - From your mother, I think. I still have mine."

"Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people."

"What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor."

"Onion is not the only thing that makes you cry! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face and he began to cry. haha"