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Joke of the Day

"Superpoer Friend: If you could only own one super power what would it be? Me: USSR"

"What do you call a Native family reunion? An alcoholics anonymous meeting."

"Que es la nombre con un bebe burro? un burrito"

"Person: ""That's a beautiful baby."" Me: ""Thanks, I named him after his grandpa."" Person: ""Awe, what's his name?"" Me: ""Grandpa."""

"English If you ever have trouble remembering the difference between ""lead"" and ""lead"", just remember that ""lead"" sounds like ""read"" and ""lead"" sounds like ""read""."

"Discovered that my wife can talk to me THROUGH THE SPEAKERS OF MY NEW CAR so I'm returning it."

"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!"

"""Would you like to put your hand deep into this hole"" - Pokemon I know it says no outside links but it's necessary cause it's a screenshot of a poorly phrased event in Pokemon http://imgur.com/a/Zt8X6"

"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"

"Autocorrect will be the dress of me"