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Joke of the Day
"I haven't heard anything from my doctor since my ear surgery. Or anyone, for that matter."
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"What did Batman say at the deli? Got ham?"
"What does JK Rowling text her friends to let them know that she was just kidding :("
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!!"
"Reincarnation I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow. I told her she wasn't listening."
"I bet the Americans feel really stupid now. They've spent millions fighting ISIS when all they had to do was change their profile picture."
"My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances."
"They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea..."
"As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her ""Need a bigger size?"" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk."
"""Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?"" ME: No, you're still grounded ""No fair!"" ME: Yes, that's what I said"