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Joke of the Day

"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."

"My dogs wouldn't pee this morning They didn't do squat"

"Why is it so hard to give up fizzy drinks? That shits like liquid Coke!"

"I was speaking to my friend He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said ""Not on my watch"""

"They should rename the SA80 to Bob Marley Because it's always jammin'"

"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.... Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"I like to diffuse situations with humornnnnnnnnnAnd a machete"

"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you? A Gophuckyourself."

"A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. ' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"