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Joke of the Day

"A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!"

"What if one of your testicle is smaller than other? What would you do?"

"'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation' 'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'"

"What's the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it."

"LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it."

"What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids? A dislocated hipster."

"Did you know that there is a little lonely man inside automatic towel dispensers that gives you a towel because he's happy you waved to him?"

"Made reservations. For the grinandbearit."

"Back in my day when we found a Pokemon we had to beat it to death with a rotary phone"

"Who's bigger- Mister Bigger or Mister Bigger's baby? Well, Mister Bigger's baby's a just little bigger."