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Joke of the Day
"I ejaculated into my girlfriend's eye today... But to be fair, she should've seen it coming."
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"What do you call a moving company owned by cows? A bunch of moooovers."
"Why do ghosts make the best thieves? Because possession is 9/10 of the law"
"The worst thing about being told you got Alzheimer... Is it just doesn't happen the once."
"I let friend's kid call my ex & say ""Are you really my daddy?"" while I'm in the background yelling ""hang up the phone,he doesn't want you!"""
"You know what would really suck? Finding a needle in a haystack."
"How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It ain't hard."
"What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!"
"What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle? I'm in the middle of *no Wear*"
"You can run but you can't hide Is a funny thing to say to children with asthma"