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Joke of the Day

"Boy 1: ""How did you get that bruise on your arm?"" Boy 2: ""I ate some Easter candy."" Boy 1: ""Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."" Boy 2: ""It will if it's your big brother's candy!"""

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows"

"A Mexican magician says that he'll disappear on the count of three... ""Uno... dos..."" POOF! He disappeared without a tres."

"Why do turkeys always gobble? They haven't been taught good table manners!"

"I'm going as ""Twitter Elite"" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me."

"""I can't believe it's not butter!"" could be a disappointed statement as well. I'd like the context before I buy."

"How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven."

"I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly ."

"my hate for filling up ice cube trays outweighs my love for cold beverages."

"What does a crook see with? Burglarize"