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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?"
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"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb crap"
"My wife and I got into a heated argument. ""I met a man...but I married a boy."" she said, her face full of rage. I said, ""I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."""
"Doctor in lab coat peers into microscope. ""Good Lord!"" he says. ""His burrito levels are off the charts!"" - from my autopsy"
"A time traveler walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we don't serve time travelers here."" The time traveler looks at the bartender and says ""it's about time!"""
"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."
"Breaking news: Cheese Factory Explosion De brie everywhere."
"Knock Knock. *Who's There?* A Kid! *A Kid Who?* A kid who cant reach the doorbell."
"""I saw a flock of cows today"" ""Flock of cows?"" ""Yes a flock of cows"" ""Herd of cows?"" ""Of course I've heard of cows, I saw a flock of them!"""
"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."