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Joke of the Day
"Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines? Because I never smile. :("
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"Mexican Word of the Day... Ebola ""Today he went bowling and ebola perfect game!"""
"Looking for someone willing to kill a man who has wronged me. Unfortunately I can't pay but would be good exposure for an emerging murderer"
"All microwaveable popcorn packages should be accompanied by dental floss"
"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"
"Whose elbows are ashier than everyone else's? The Jews."
"Confucious he say... Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted"
"Chemistry Hotel So I was driving down the road, getting pretty tired on my way home and saw a sign that said ""Chemistry Hotel"" the sign said: *""Cheap Day Rates, and Even Cheaper NO3-'s""*"
"Women Odors A man walks up to a woman and says ""Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?"" She says ""no"" He says ""Oh, then it must be your socks"""
"I think I burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones."