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Joke of the Day
"Breaking news: Cheese Factory Explosion De brie everywhere."
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"What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song? Money - Pink Floyd"
"Why did the chicken fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
"Non-Americans may get this. Waterboarded."
"Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger glancing up excitedly and then looking away disappointedly multiple times while watching the intro to ""Hey Arnold"""
"What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver"
"A cop stopped me and asked ""Do you know why I followed you "" so I said ""because my tweets are funny"" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in Jail..."
"My actual wife and my twitter wife are talking via Kik. I will be camping in the woods forever if you need me."
"What is the best part of a Jonestown joke? The punchline"