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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."
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"What's does America and programming have in common? When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up."
"It's nothing serious, we're not dating or anything, we just sometimes get brunch together, were just Friends with Benedict."
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"
"Biden: We need theme music when we walk into a room Obama: Joe be professional Biden: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER- #BidenMemes"
"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"
"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"
"- Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."
"What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me."