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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I got into a heated argument. ""I met a man...but I married a boy."" she said, her face full of rage. I said, ""I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."""

"I asked God for a bike... ... but then realized that is not how God works. So I stole some kid's bike and asked God for forgiveness."

"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."

"Romantic first date idea: get too nervous beforehand and drive your car into a river"

"One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK then it's you."

"Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats."

"Spoiler alert: this milk expired five days ago"

"What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city? Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee"

"In a perfect world anyone that said they, ""literally died,"" would drop dead on the spot."

"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"