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Joke of the Day

"If your wife walks in and turns the light on while you're staring at the ceiling, make sure you yell ""My eyes!"" BEFORE she starts changing"

"What do 9 out of 10 people consider fun? A gang rape."

"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"

"A white man beaten with a wheel of Parmesan claims it was a hate crime. Cheese on cracker investigation begins."

"I am sure that in alcohol are female hormones. When I drink I talk too much and don't know how to drive."

"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""

"Twitter's still doing that thing where I'm not funny."

"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."

"A Brief History of Our Times: As televisions became flatter, people became rounder."