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Joke of the Day
"A Brief History of Our Times: As televisions became flatter, people became rounder."
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"I asked my immigrant Asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was. ""Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"""
"Employer: ""In this job we need someone who is responsible."" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want. On my last job every time anything went wrong they said I was responsible."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Pacquiao was chasing it!"
"So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts."""
"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."
"On the off chance I'm captured by cannibals, I've got a 'Best if eaten by 1975' tattoo on my neck."
"These days you can't even say ''black paint'' anymore You have to politely ask, ""Tyrone, will you please paint the wall?"""
"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."
"A woman who's husband died is called a widow, what do you call a husband who's wife died? Lucky"