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Joke of the Day

"What do 9 out of 10 people consider fun? A gang rape."

"How to make the World Cup more exciting: Refs are on stilts The ball screams when kicked Kissing is legal 1 player gets to use a car Snakes"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Mittens. Just joking, im not sure what he got, hasn't opened his gift yet"

"Donald Trump is losing support from Republicans He is considering joining the Whig party."

"I'm getting tired of all these Nepal jokes. Come on guys, shake things up."

"Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k."

"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."

"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."

"Silly Billy went in a library and said, "" I would like to have a pizza."" Librarian - "" Sir, this is a library."" Billy goes near his ear and whispers - "" I would like to have a pizza."""

"Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!"