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Joke of the Day

"Did you haer about the dyslexic insomniac atheist? He would spend all night long awake thinking about whether or not there was a dog."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face :O"

"What do you call a dog wearing headphones? Ear bud"

"Why is it so hard to convict horse rapists? Because sometimes neigh means yay."

"There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's"

"I am in NO condition to drive. (I'm a woman.)"

"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."

"If a threesome is with 3 people... If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome."

"What did Frank say when he dropped his last slice of Pizza Hut in the toilet? ""Pizza shit"""

"What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines."