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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a....... oh shit, they're done."

"I'm a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job."

"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport? The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large."

"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"

"What do you call that lever on a desk chair that adjusts lower back support? The Lumbar Jack"

"AMA Request: Someone who has successfully committed suicide."

"Crap happens Called in sick to work cause I had a stomach ache and felt constipated. Got fired. Couldn't give a crap even if I wanted to."

"Based on the musicians who thanked him at the Grammys, I gotta say: I'm not crazy for God's taste in music."

"Sex can make your day But anal can make your hole weak"

"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"