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Joke of the Day
"What did 0 say to 8? hey, nice belt!"
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"Is trying to sell a useless set of feelings."
"Melania Trump is so dumb... She couldn't get a degree if her own husband opened a university. (edit: word)"
"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers. But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back."
"*accidentally deletes a tweet* MY LITERATURE!"
"I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself crystal clear."
"What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him."
"People who say, ""nothing could ever tear us apart"", must not know about sharks."
"What do you call a heavy toilet? El ton john."
"Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even Like. Omg."