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Joke of the Day

"HADES: what happens when Aphrodites hair gets frizzy? ZEUS: don't- HADES: i guess u could call her AFROdite ZEUS: this is why we banished u"

"Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations."

"On sex, Confucius say: ""Couple who have sex on side of hill, not level"""

"I entered a contest to see how fast I could eat a clock. I didn't win. The whole ordeal was very time consuming."

"My wife said sex with me is like enjoying a piece of Fruit Stripes gum... The best 3 seconds of her life."

"Life is like a penis Its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long"

"*bursts into English convention* GRAB ALL THE STUFF YOU CAME WITH THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE *crickets* Christ. THE STUFF WITH WHICH YOU CAME"

"Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes was the original not clearing your browser history."

"What is a nickname for any black man? Tripod, because they have an extra leg.."

"So I walked into an apple phone store... And I farted, the people working there got mad at me and I said,""it's not my fault you don't have any windows"""