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Joke of the Day

"Campbell's Soup annual business meeting Current products are selling fine...See everyone next year."

"Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!"

"John regrets getting a brain transplant. I guess he changed his mind."

"A few days ago my girlfriend asked if I was a pedophile. I said ""That's a very big word for a six year old""."

"Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip? He just wanted the inside scoop."

"This game is like having sex in the woods It's fucking intents"

"What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense? Icy Dead People"

"What happens when ducks fly upside down?? They quack up"

"If this song were a fish, it'd be a Tuuunna Fish Back me up here guys...I don't think this is a funny joke, but the person who said it is so sure it's hilarious"

"The world has become so politically correct these days... ...that you can't say black paint anymore... You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""