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Joke of the Day

"Gorilla tape isn't stronger than duct tape anymore because... ... They shot and killed it."

"I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas."

"What is the difference between love and lust? Spiiting and swallowing."

"Give a man a cheeseburger, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cheeseburger, I'm high as fuck."

"Whenever I go for a jog and it's raining, I like to pretend that someone killed my family and I have to get strong and avenge their death."

"I hate it when you tell someone that you'll always be there for them and then they call you to help move"

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."

"At least Mexicans make good immigrants and don't bomb nobody."

"Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood."

"[visit to zoo] See kids? All these animals have to live here in cages because they woke daddy up early one time."