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Joke of the Day

"If I reach 700 followers, I'm gonna tweet naked for the next hour. Won't do much for you guys, but it'll certainly liven up Starbucks."

"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."

"There's 2 cows in a paddock One says ""moo"" the other says ""damn, I was just about to say that."""

"What do gay men say when they pray? AHHH **MEN**"

"If your playing the guitar just remember one thing Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that."

"I was told getting a tongue piercing would help me with oral sex... I still can't reach it..."

"Why men shop at Costco? Because it's a hoe sale."

"What does a cannibal without a kitchen eat? Raw men"

"I want to learn how to do 3 things before I die 1.) Learn how to count"

"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"