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Joke of the Day

"I want to learn how to do 3 things before I die 1.) Learn how to count"

"Yoga is really kicking in. I'm seeing the definition in my arms and overall flexibility. My vibrator is gonna be really impressed."

"I hate it when I make a typo in my post title and I can't chnage it."

"Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out."

"What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments? Wow, such empty"

"What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

"What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya. Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday."

"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."

"What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music? Rock 'n' Roll"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""That's not funny."""