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Joke of the Day
"I was told getting a tongue piercing would help me with oral sex... I still can't reach it..."
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"What's the difference between your wife and your work? After 5 years, your work still sucks."
"Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? Them: R You: No, its the C!!!!"
"How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice."
"Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?"
"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."
"What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a pool table."
"What do teachers drink at school? Facul-tea"
"What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam!"