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Joke of the Day

"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"

"Absolute Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard Whether it be racist, sexist, chemistry related, or something else I triple dog dare you to post it."

"Kids are like farts... I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own."

"If you don't have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you"

"Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, ""is that short for Jimberly?"" and I have few friends in real life."

"Some say money talks Mine just says goodbye"

"What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke? Accidentally hit submit before you"

"How do you know a vocalist is at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in."

"why did Microsoft skip 9? because 7 , 8 , 9 !"

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."