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Joke of the Day

"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"

"What I hated the most in Facebook? . . . . . . . See more"

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."

"Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives."

"A poem for you I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... ******** It's not a very beautiful poem but it's quite deep"

"My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it's dry."

"I just saw a lit up 'Noel' x-mas decoration on top of a house and noticed the 'L' was missing, so I thought to myself, 'look, there's no L.'"

"When a woman suddenly shuts up, a man can hear the theme from Psycho discreetly playing in the background."

"Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils."

"Time to fap Ctrl+Shift+N"