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Joke of the Day

"If your playing the guitar just remember one thing Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that."

"The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety"" - Science Person"

"If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before."

"I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi... and a few other asian words."

"Why didn't the French soldier fight in the battle of France? He was on a summer retreat!"

"What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match."

"Marriage If I answer a question and my wife isn't around to hear it, am I still wrong?"

"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."

"A man exclaims to his wife, ""I can see 6 years into the future..."" ""Thanks to my 2020 vision!"" His wife replies, ""How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"" He happily says, ""Since 2009!"""

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall."