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Joke of the Day

"What does a cannibal without a kitchen eat? Raw men"

"Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies? Orphans."

"My music teacher was arrested for sticking his dick through a sheet of music Apparently, it's illegal to have sex with A minor"

"I wanna stand next to a bum with my own sign that says ""my hair has no volume today & I can't find the microfiber cloth for my $160 Oakleys"""

"God said unto John... ""John if you come fourth you shall receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and won a toaster"

"My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician."

"I found $80 in my jeans. The kid in me says ""Buy Nerf guns and candy"", but the adult in me says ""Buy vodka, Nerf guns and candy"""

"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"

"My friend takes helium recreationally. He speaks very highly about it."

"What do you call the student with the best overall average in a graduating class at an all girl's school? vulvavictorian"