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Joke of the Day
"Why men shop at Costco? Because it's a hoe sale."
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"Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say ""well, she was always kind of like this."""
"What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work."
"What do a telephone and a dog have in common? They both have collar ID."
"Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated? His family advertised it as a barbecue."
"A man walks into a bar and his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"Why don't you make like a tree & get slammed into by my drunk uncle on Halloween 97 why didnt you call a cab Uncle Gary we miss you so much"
"I used to be a halogen but then I took a proton to the Ne"
"Facebook account for sale, friends included."
"One thing I've learned about this world is that there are always going to be people who want to change you. -babies"