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Joke of the Day
"Why men shop at Costco? Because it's a hoe sale."
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"When I listen to Nirvana I want to blow my head off with the nearest shotgun."
"How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. ""Change that bulb, bitch. Then make me a sandwich and bring me a cold beer."""
"Whenever someone tells me they get a ""high"" from running, all I'm thinking is, ""You've obviously never been high before."""
"When your kids are little you're a super hero.When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."
"Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber"
"What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg? ""Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"""
"I never proof read anything myself Instead, I just sandwich my writings with hateful opinions, post them to Reddit, and read the replies. People seem more than eager to point out my mistakes."
"I've started making jokes about sodium and potassium. I think I've finally got the NaK of it."
"""It got weird, didn't it? "" *Leaves on a pogo stick.*"