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Joke of the Day
"If Trump wins the election and replaces President Obama... ...orange will be the new black."
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"Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much? They are cheap."
"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"
"Congress always makes me feel nostalgic for college when I waited for the last minute to do shitty work and blame anyone but myself."
"What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong? King Kong"
"Friday...Gods Gift to the working People"
"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!"
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS SE: -on your sub? ME: PUPPERONI"
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine"
"Why did the Seahawks pass the ball? To get to the other side!"