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Joke of the Day
"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"
Next Joke
"if your partner has her time of the month this or next week it will be the christmas period"
"I got arrested... I got arrested for punching a guy at a new years party, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"Donald trump Yeah."
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"
"What do you call a pokemon that's part train? A Pikachoochoo."
"There's a gay rights group suing the tobacco companies. Because they only sell straight-cut chew."
"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."
"The human body is basically flavored water"
"All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane."