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Joke of the Day

"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!"

"I started a merkabah business. It really took off."

"When Chuck Norris finishes a joke ... It's called a roundhouse kick line."

"What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life? the Martians"

"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."

"What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate."

"How do you know your girlfriend is too young for you? You have to make airplane noises to put your dick in her mouth"

"I didn't get my period this month or any month prior to that. If I'm pregnant my parents will flip. Also science, science will also flip."

"What did Hitler do to people who didn't like his facial hair? He sent them to Stauschwitz."

"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"