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Joke of the Day
"Friday...Gods Gift to the working People"
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"Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? There was a face off in the corner"
"Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone... ... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?"
"Fiddy bucks Jewish girl walks up to her Jewish dad and says, ""Can I borrow fifty dollars?"" He responds, ""Fourty dollars? What do you need twenty dollars for?"""
"Me: I found a job! Mom: That's great! What is it? Me: debt collection! Mom:.... Me..... Mom:... Me: I think you know why I'm calling."
"By the year 2020, the word ""Silly"" will be considered Harmful. It will be replaced by ""Seriously Challenged."""
"How do you tell if someone is vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"
"*Listening to red hot chili peppers* Me: You call that music? I can't even hear anything! Worker: Sir, stop putting produce to your ear."
"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, but God knows how they got in there."