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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong? King Kong"

"If Christians made a movie about church attendance, what would they call it? Exodus"

"I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them."

"I know a joke about cheddar broccoli but its soup'a cheesy."

"I'm tired of making fun of Mariah Carey It's so 2016"

"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you gay?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""

"I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid."

"Cheese is plural because you never eat just one chee"

"What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? Cha Ching."

"I just bought a pair of glasses from Zenni Optical. 20/20 would buy again."