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Joke of the Day
"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."
Next Joke
"what is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are at least a dollar fifty, and deer nuts are just under a buck."
"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."
"It's tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
"Two Russian pilots in Syria - Hi, what have you been doing today? - Bombing the ISIS headquarters... - Which one, the main headquarters? - No man, the main headquarters is on the other continent..."
"I tried playing hide-n-seek with my friends newborn and now I'm not allowed back inside that hospital :("
"Mexican and Black jokes are all the same... You've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
"That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"
"So I Tattooed a $100 bill On my Peter so my woman always has money to blow!"