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Joke of the Day
"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."
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"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."""
"A physicist sees a man about to jump off from the top of Sears Tower... He yells to him ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton? It's near-humerus."
"I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan"
"Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks."
"What does rock music and my grandpa have in common? The Strokes"
"A hammer and a Nail cost $1.10 The hammer is a dollar more than the nail, how much is does the nail cost?"
"A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk He's all over the front pages."
"Whosoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word."