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Joke of the Day
"linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions?"
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"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that for someone her age?"
"What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio? Nah, I must stay."
"Why do people ask ""what the hell were you thinking""? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it"
"I took my kids to the zoo to see exotic cats, but we couldn't find the ocelots I think we just got ocelost."
"""Last Christmas"" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?"
"What do you call a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood."
"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer"
"The lights in my house love me... ...because I always turn them on."
"Hoping to get ""till death do us part"" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served."