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Joke of the Day

"Two topics which should never be in the same sentence ""Zika"" ""Can I get a little head"""

"Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure? The back of her head."

"Why do they call ""roach-clips"", ""roach-clips""??? because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes."

"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x-post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what_did_the_mama_cow_say_to_the_baby_cow/)"

"A man walks into a zoo only to find out the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"

"Who are the most homo-erotic pop group at Hogwarts? Wand Erection. EDIT: If you don't get it, try saying it aloud."

"*me holding a human baby* i think this cat is broken"

"[Batman in tears] Catwoman left me Oh no what happened?! I left the door open and she just bolted"

"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."