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Joke of the Day

"Two topics which should never be in the same sentence ""Zika"" ""Can I get a little head"""

"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."

"I don't understand Christians They say that gambling is wrong, but they bet their entire life on there being a heaven."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tss!"

"What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you."

"Single and divorced men in their 40's prefer women at their own maturity level. That explains why they date women half their age."

"The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them? El negro, el gringo y el chino."

"Mum I found Dad Haven't I told you to stop making holes in the garden?"

"Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch? They couldn't fined him."

"Why do rappers always get arrested? Because he who did the rhyme did the crime"