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Joke of the Day
"I think Jerry Springer should moderate the next debate."
Next Joke
"My wife and I weren't really expecting a baby, and then BAM!... One smacks right into the windshield."
"What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them"
"What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk? C: PU!"
"What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !"
"Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations."
"I was going to have sex with you, but you asked what Mario Kart was and wore pants inside the pillow fort....I'm just kidding. I don't care."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"I have bad knees. It runs in my family. Now nobody in my family runs."
"For every IT topic.... ... there is a YouTube video with Indian guy explaining it"