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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"
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"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."
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"Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say ""In silence"""
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"Me: You can't arrest me. I have to run a marathon today. Cop: Stop playing the race card."
"Clean tweeting is liberating. You don't need profanity to make a point. Look: Tell her she has beautiful eyes. Female dogs love that poopy."
"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"
"Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident."