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Joke of the Day
"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"
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"Sunbathing on the beach, the wife came up to me asked what I thought of her flip flops? Bloody horrible I said ""Put your bikini top back on"""
"I like my coffee like I like my girlfriend Not fucking my best friend STACY YOU WHORE!"
"What do you call? (NSFW) What do you call a woman with no legs? I've got no idea, but have you seen the mess a snail makes?"
"A Mexican Magician During his performance, he says: ""On the count of three, I will disappear! "" So he starts counting... UNO... DOS.... and then suddenly he disappears without a tres."
"What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah"
"Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three? Because they can't even"
"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"
"My biggest fear used to be dying alone but thanks to Trump, I know it'll be in a camp, surrounded by other minorities."
"I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides Because im a bit rusty"