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Joke of the Day

"Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say ""In silence"""

"A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"

"In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30."

"There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights."

"Every time the wife pisses me off, I hollow out her tampons and pack them with strawberry Pop Rocks."

"TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title."

"Wanna hear a short joke? Leafy's chin"

"Your momma so fat... Her splash attack does damage"

"some days you look in the mirror and all you see is a Botero painting"