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Joke of the Day
"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."
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"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! ... I'll see myself out."
"To all those people that have ever talked about me behind my back... You discussed me."
"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."
"What do you call a cute homeless girl? Dust Bunny"
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa? Santa stops at 3 'Ho's'"
"What's the name of a Korean cook book? 150 ways to wok your dog"
"Why did Elon Musk's wife leave him? she asked for sex and got S3X instead."
"In California, there's just ""pot"" at the end of the rainbow."
"TIP: if ur worried about the airworthiness of the plane you're on offer it a chip. If it eats it you're on a seagull. Disembark immediately"