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Joke of the Day
"It's going to be easy for Trump to build that wall... ... everyone's shitting bricks everywhere"
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"why did the little shoe cry? Because his mommy was a sneaker and his daddy was a loafer with only a penny to his name!"
"how often do i beat my wife? Every time i clap my hands."
"A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?"""
"What did the beaver say when his house burned down? Damn"
"having sex for pleasure Apart from humans, the only creature that has sex for pleasure is the dolphin. I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out."
"Family cookouts are spent telling me to ""stop...don't say that"""
"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"
"Darth Vader is not that bad... he is the first black guy to admit he is the father."
"Condom Warning Condoms no longer guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband."