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Joke of the Day
"Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink? Space Bars"
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"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap."
"""That's not Captain Kirk."" is what I like to say just after the pilot makes his first announcement & then everyone laughs in my head."
"What's the difference between a Commie and a Hippie? Nothing. They both suck.^"
"Justin Bieber made a racist joke when he was 15. Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson."
"I googled 'Gary Oldman' and left off the 'r' It was the longest 3 hours of my life."
"What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her."
"How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville? I pronounce it Frankfort."
"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism."