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Joke of the Day

"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism."

"Reading's great. You stare at stained slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly as time passes you by."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Yes ! Who is there! HortonHearsA Who !"

"Woke up to a beautiful May morning Then we all exchanged gifts and sang carols."

"Got my son to paint our fence by telling him it was his first karate class."

"I don't have OCD... I have CDO. The letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be."

"I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich."

"I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*"

"An atheist, a vegan, a libertarian, and a BMW owner walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone in the bar within 2 minutes."

"Knock knock.... Who's there?.... Whale.... Whale who? Whale that's enough of that joke"